In my last session of the day. The children are 3-5 year old nursery children.
Me: I see you are a pirate today.
Girl: Yes, I have a moustache.
Me: Yes you do. And I have a beard. But my beard is real. And won't wash off.
Girl: What *is* real, David?"
Me: I don't really know and it would take too long to try and explain.
Boy: Why won't your beard come off?
Me: Well it will if I shave it. What I mean is mine is attached not painted on.
Girl: Why do you wear a necklace, David.
Me: Um... because I like it.
Girl: Well you should take it off and put in in your pocket.
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