Child 1: David. *thinks* There's a David in the bible.
Me: Yes, there is. King David. But that's not me. I'm not a king.
Child 1: No! David is a little boy.
Me: He was when he fought Goliath. But he grows up to be a king.
Child 2: Yeah, well our dad is Goliath!
Child 1: Is he?
Child 2: YEAH!
Child 1: Our dad is Goliath.
Me: Well that's good for him. I'm not going to be fighting him though. I'm not the same David. I don't fight anyone.
(Child 1 = 3ish, Child 2 = 4ish, they are siblings.)